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1) I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied, "In the lake."
2) Can U name FIVE GREAT KINGS that have brought HAPPINESS into PEOPLES LIVES? ANSWER:
Drin-KING,
Smo-KING,
Lic-KING,
Suc-KING & ofcourse...
Fuc-KING
3) Q: What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night?
A: "Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"
4) Fir na silegi agr gand fat jaygi.Jindgi jhaat nahi jo fir ug jayegi.Jo apne ap na de,jabrdasti lelo uski,vrna jindgi masti me nahi muth marne me kat jayegi.
5) Common statement of Girls after Exam & Wedding Night. Mushkil tha par acha tha,kafi lamba tha, thak gai,aata tha par theek se kar nahi paie
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